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Limited time left for Christmas Elf Jan 2nd return to North Pole 'tis the reason for the season to bring smiles to one and all That is why in or out I am here on call A joke to make you smile or maybe so much more.. just reach out and contact me that's what Im here for. A Christmas elf of service something's Santa just cant bring and that is why he sent me for all those other things! 😊 Under the tree as always there will be that same old bling (you'd think by now they'd notice that they really arent your thing) Sometimes it is just better to choose a present for yourself and that is why I am here to be your Christmas elf! 🎁⛄🎁🎄🎁🎅🎁⛄ please stay in the spirit of my ad. i aim to spread some Christmas cheer in a classy way. Please no Vulgar texts or pictures. If you are looking for someone w vulgar language and covered in tattoos to help you break all the boundaries I'm probably not your girl. if you are interested in an encounter that is fun, classy , subtle yet sexy, give me a call. Happy Holidays!